This guy is just losing his mind today.
EVERY DAMN NOOK AND CRANNY OF UTOPIA -- Maybe it’s the heat. Maybe he’s missing home. Maybe he’s pissed we compared him to Gollum as early as Day 2. But our beaten-down jack of all trades — who feels disrespected by everyone — is spiraling out of control and fuming around the compound yelling s**t.
Red just wants to feel useful! No one is taking him seriously. (Maybe it's because he won't stop yelling about food, and everyone is HUNGRY.)
CHOICE RED RANTS, SO FAR:
"I’m letting people think I’m a dumb hillbilly. Just cause I’m a hillbilly doesn’t mean I’m stupid!"
"There’s not a damn person here that can outdo me on any of this s**t!
“Who’s lived off the grid for ten years? We are off the grid now! Who’s got TEN YEARS PLUS off the grid here? Raise your hand?!? Go around and find out? Who here has been on a farm for many, many years? I can live off the grid here. I’ve got military! Y’know what I’m saying? I’ve got medical. I know hot to cook so good it make my tongue suck my teeth out, man.”
"I can build that pond! I can birth that cow!"
"I’m going to survive and be a fat cat!"
"I can make some biscuits in the morning that I can guarantee will make your tongue hit your forehead!"
"I don’t even like milk, man...I like vanilla rice milk. You put it on some Rice Krispies, that vanilla rice milk…and it’s like Rice Krispy treat, man."
"Theres going to be TWO Utopias. Utopia, and the State of Red Utopia."
"I want to do at least one project! I’m sick of being micro-managed! You do it like this, but you can’t do that -- f**k that, I’m done with that."
"I tried to tell them, they didn’t listen. When I’m done with something, I’m DONE with something. Same way with my momma — when I told her I was done with it. I didn’t even go to her funeral, man. I can fix anything, but I cant fix stupid!”
“KISS! MY! ASS!”
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Update: At post time, Red's sitting on The Smoking Log, yelling (to seemingly no one in particular, though it’s probably Bella): “Wanna bitch a little bit? I’ll bitch TEN TIMES AS MUCH!"
Yeah, it’s definitely the heat.
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