Bleeding Gums

The origin of Red’s toothless grin

TREE ISLAND -- You all know Red. Know the way he makes his own “orange drink,” how scared he is of cougars (please), the number of hillbilly expressions he’s got in his backpocket.

But what you didn’t know, at least until now, is how a guy with an IQ of 130 came to lose every gosh darn tooth he was born with. In a late night bonding session with an utterly fascinated Dave, Red gave us all the bloody details. Spoiler alert: the dentist only helped a little bit.

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